Name: Shawn Credle
Alias: Chunk Shady, Shady, Justin Credle (thanks Joey Matthews!)
Role On BTB: News Director/Co-Host
Hometown: From the very mean streets of B-More (Westsyde!!!)
Age: The VH1 demographic
Favorite Finisher: Figure-Four Leglock, 5-Star Frog Splash, DDT
Favorite Wrestlers: Rob Van Dam, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, The Four Horsemen (Flair, Anderson, Blanchard, Windham), Lance Storm, Mick Foley, The Midnight Express, Reckless Youth, Joey Matthews
Hobbies: Movies/DVD, Concerts, Video games, and partying til the break of dawn
Dislikes: Assholes, Stank Hoes, and bad entrance music
Quote: "Fuck the bullshit!" "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." "My bitch better have my money, through rain, sleet, or snow. My bitch better have my money.... not half, not some, but all of my cash. Because if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ass!!" (Thanks Fly Guy!)
Bio: Finally, The Chunk has come to BTB. After years of talking to himself, The Chunk now graces the millions..... and millions of his fans on the world wide web. OK, really, Chunk Shady was introduced to the Rooky Monster and invited to BTB because of his knowledge and passion for professional wrestling. After several meetings and a couple of Pulitzer-prize-like columns, Chunk Shady was offered to join BTB. The Chunk has been following wrestling since WrestleMania I, and realized a dream when he attended WrestleMania X-Seven in Houston. (You don't believe The Chunk, check out the Hardcore Title Match, exactly 29 min. 20 sec. into the event, 11th row ringside wearing a Stone Cold "Wanna raise some hell" T-shirt, trying to interfere and become the new Hardcore Champ!) Associated with Maryland Championship Wrestling, Mid-Eastern Wrestling Federation, & Ring Of Honor, and soon, World Wrestling Entertainment (one can dream!)
Name: Erik Walder
Alias: The Rooky Monster/The Ritalin Monster
Role on BTB: News Director/Promotional Director/Production Assistant
Birthday: July 30, 1978
Favorite Finisher: The Perfect Plex (Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig)
Favorite Wrestlers: Undertaker, Kurt Angle, RVD, Demolition (Ax & Smash), Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal)
Favorite TV Shows: WWE RAW, WWE Smackdown!, Lost, Into The West, 24, The 4400
Hobbies: 311, Wrestling, O's baseball, Ravens football, people watching, beer pong, and finally....overdoing everything because I have to have the whole set.
Dislikes: stupid people, those that don't know when to shut the hell up, those that don't understand how to use a simple thing called LOGIC to figure out that they are wrong, those that can't give straight answers to simple questions, those who walk and talk like they got a tree branch stuck in their candy-ass, and tomatoes.
Quote: "I only say what I feel and that is a promise; nothing in life is above being honest." -Nick Hexum from 311.
Bio: After his junior year at Rider University as a communications (radio & TV) major, he was looking for an internship with a radio station. Along comes an article in The Baltimore Sun promoting an all-sports internet radio network called OnAirSports.com with a picture of Mark Mussina (yeah he's Mike's brother). Mark Mussina was Rooky's high school teacher in 11th grade, so he emailed him. Meeting up on Memorial Day of Y2K, The Rooky Monster finally found a radio internship by hosting the pilot episode of "Talkin' Baseball" and controlling the show for the duration of the summer. Returning in the fall to Rider, "Talkin' Baseball" went off the air. Following graduation from Rider in May of Y2K1, The Rooky Monster comes back to OnAirSPorts as a full-time co-host of BTB. Several times The Rooky Monster chimes in to say a few words, some mean little, but others mean a whole damn lot! Never imitated, and seldom duplicated, The Rooky Monster assists the show with news gathering. Rooky is the Promotional Director for BTB when they host PPV's at Padonia Station. Also has permission to put your momma in a figure 4 leg lock. Since our return from the 2 yr hiatus, we have now returned in full force to WMBC Studios!! Since January '05, The Bad Boys of Baltimore have been stylin' and profilin' with hotter guests and insane shows!
Name: H.P.I.C. (Head Pussy In Charge), Co-Founder of the Mean Street Pussies, Master of Alcohol Consumption, G.B. (Ghetto Booty)
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host, Former Production Engineer
Hailing From: The exotic country of Yemen. (I am on a work Visa in Baltimore, MD)
Age: Not too old to party like a 19 year old college boy
Bio: The H.P.I.C. was sleeping by 10 o'clock when the the show began. Then after encouragement from the Perv himself, emerged on the scene with plenty of alcohol and slammin' tunes. From there, he was united with his brother from different mothers, your Hero, Chucky Grant. Soon after that he took control of the sound boards and control of the mics behind 6 inches of glass. No one gets to speak on the show without his say so. From there he became an integral part of the show, not missing one show since he joined back in November of last year. Adding color commentary and one line phrases, he soon channeled his frustration and shared through his thoughts using media and established the closing of the show; the ever popular Pussy Rant. On several instances H.P.I.C. has been known to cause commotion in the studio with his outrageous sound clips and the showing of his great ass (and yes, he is white). He grew up watching wrestling since 6th grade with Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan Andre the Giant and The Andersons. Wrestled in high school but was embarrassed on the first day of practice after choke slamming his partner and giving him an elbow drop. He ended up continuing his career, coaching wrestling in college but it wasn't as much fun.
Favorite finisher: Last Ride.
Favorite wrestlers: Big Papa Pump Scotty Steiner, The Rock, Koko B. Ware, The Honky Tonk Man, The Game and Your American Hero Kurt Angle
Hobbies: Drinking, Softball, Golf, Soccer, Building Cars and Stereo Systems, Compiling Slamming CD's, Football, and Traveling
Dislikes: Just about everything. Stupid Hoes. Two Beer Commandos. Losers that think and talk like they're the Shiznit. Everyone that is driving on the road when I am.
Quotes: "Be kind to your neighbor...give a courtesy flush." "Them panties too, take em' off." "Put it on the Underhill's tab." and finally " Have you ever had your balls cut off you fucking ape?"
Name: Tim Martin
Aliases: Porno Pete, Pete's Got Gas, THE Game, founding member of the Mean Street Pussies (thanks Gillberg)
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host/Former Director of Adult Entertainment
Hometown: the glitzy strip in Las Vegas, Nevada
Age: celebrating multiple anniversaries' of 21st birthday
Bio: Porno Pete joined the crew on an interim basis within the first couple of months of the show and became an instant fan favorite and fixture to the show. His position was solidified by his ability to provide HQS (high quality smut) for the hosts and the guests of the show. This is not an easy task as he spends hours on end surfing the internet for the supreme sites which provide the best porn available at no cost to the surfer. He was instantly christened one of the founding members of the Mean Street Pussies (along with HPIC). His professional wrestling exposure started way back in 7th grade when the likes of Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Big John Studd, Bobby "the Brain" Heenan, the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart, and Rowdy Roddy Piper were fixtures on NBC during the Main Event as well as Saturday morning cartoons. That was when we all hated the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff but loved the British Bulldogs. There was a brief amateur wrestling career with the cute little vixen named ... ummm, the names are being withheld to protect the innocent but, let's just say, she couldn't resist his finishing move, the Tornado. He now fills time in the day attending school for his master's degree (you guess the subject) and listening to people whine about money they don't or shouldn't have.
Favorite Finishing Move: The People's Elbow and the Swanton Bomb.
Favorite Wrestlers: The Hitman Bret Hart, Honky Tonk Man, The Ultimate Warrior, Jerry "the King" Lawler, The Rock, Double J Jeff Jarrett, and, of course, the Game Triple H.
Hobbies: Golf (I consider myself the Ben Hogan of the show crew), lacrosse, Pimpin' my hoes, keepin' it real, Layin' the smacketh down on Perv's candy ass, and college football (GO CANES!).
Dislikes: ummm ... things that don't suck ..., slow drivers in the left lane, storylines for Booker T.
Quote: "And for God's sake, please, please, please ... give TWO hours notice", "Ehhh ... how YOU doin'?", "Yeah Baby ... yeahh ..."
Name: Charles Grant Jr.
Alias: Your Hero, Y2G, The Greatest Video Wrestler of All Time!
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host
Hailing From: Brick City (Just outside of Little Bricks)
Age: (Under going carbon dating as we speak...)
Bio: This dazzling young superstar first came to us as the wrestling Britannica when BTB began. He was soon after offered a position on the show due to his sharp wit, extensive knowledge of Japanese wrestling and Dirty South mentality. On several occasion obtained permission to put your momma in a headlock. After he was observed to have mad skills, he was elevated to the position of News Director. First started watching wrestling thanks to WTBS, and ESPN. Grew up on heroes such as Ric Flair, Kerry Von Erich, Harley Race, Eric Embry and others. Short history in backyard wrestling during high school. Once recovered from a piledriver on concrete to win via rollup in the cafeteria during lunch time.
Favorite finisher: Dragon Kid's Dragonrana.
Favorite wrestlers: Nature Boy Ric Flair, Jeff Jarrett, The Game, The Rock, The Great Muta, Vampiro, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Sabu.
Hobbies: Softball, Volleyball, Bowling (200+ average), Maintenance (If you smell what Hero's cookin'...), Compiling Slamming CD's, Football, and Wrestling Video Games.
Dislikes: Stank Hoes and butt ass trifling people.
Quote: "That's right baby! Because we all know, if you gotta be a monkey, be a gorilla! And please...stay your monkey ass there."
Name: Alton Fryer
Alias: "Beer Bitch"
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host, Former Director of Alcohol Distribution and Founder of R.T.D.
Hailing From: Parts Unknown, no seriously, from the tanks of the Miller Breweries in Milwaukee, WI
Age: Legal (that's all that matters)
Bio: The Beer Bitch showed up at the studio one evening with a 30 pack of beer. He made lots of friends and become a recurring guest on the show. He teamed with Porno Pete and the H.P.I.C to form the Mean Street Pussies. This was a short lived alliance. There are many stories behind the break-up, but the truth is that the H.P.I.C and Porno Pete just couldn't hang with the Beer Bitch in the alcoholic consumption game. Pete was too busy looking up HQS (that's High Quality Smut for the uninitiated) and the H.P.I.C was too busy touching his monkey. So the Beer Bitch went out on his own and formed the Right To Drink (RTD), a much longer lived gimmick than its inspiration, the Right To Censor. Having scoured the country, calling in from Memphis, TN and other hot locations, Beer Bitch has failed to find anyone who can live up to the high consumption standards of the RTD. As a result, Beer Bitch has remained the founding, and sole member of the RTD. The Beer Bitch been a fan of wrestling since his grade school days, watching the likes of Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, the JYD and of course, Hulk Hogan. He lost his way in the high school years, but the formation of the NWO marked the Beer Bitch's return as a wrestling fan. As the WWF got better and better, he became a fan of DX, particularly the New Age Outlaws Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. Now he's a fan of any high flier who's willing to put their body on the line for the entertainment of the fans. One more note, the Beer Bitch disagrees with all those fans, Shane O'Mac is not a pussy. The H.P.I.C and Porno Pete are....
Hobbies: Flying down the mountain with two sticks strapped to my feet, PS2, traveling, and, naturally, drinking and partying...
Dislikes: Skunky beer, missed spots, and bad promos...
Quote: "Beer....its for your own good!!!" and from G Love, "Can I get a cold beverage?"
Name: Matt Potts
Alias: Potty Mouth
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host
Hailing From: Mudda fucking Jersey
Age: as long as she is legal
Bio: Around the world 11 times by the age of 7 and living overseas for most of it, Potty Mouth landed in Jersey where he made his home. It was in Jersey that he acquired his love for the four letter language. Being a wrestling fan since he can remember he jumped at the chance to join BTB when the Perv offered the empty seat. The newest member of the crew he hopes to make a valuable contribution to the kick ass show.
Favorite Finisher: Stone Cold Stunner, Bionic Elbow
Favorite wrestlers: Stone Cold, Hurricane, Rowdy Roddy Pipper, Lita
Hobbies: drinking, running, motorcycles and TV
Best wrestling memory: A toss up between the Rowdy Roddy piper gold dust match where Goldust gets hit with the Caddy or the Al Snow Dog cage of death match.
Dislikes: mean fucking people and bad attitudes.
Quotes: The best there is the best there was, the best ther ever fucking will be. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light you son of a bitch?