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Name: Jason Lichtstrahl
Alias: Cokestraw, Cokie
Role on BTB: Guest Co-Host, Unofficial/Official Hollywood Reporter
Hailing From: Baltimore, MD
Bio: Cokie is a graduate of the Baltimore School For the Arts
where he was a theater major specializing in both acting and
technical theater (sound, lighting and set design). He then went to a
local junior college, (since the University of Miami was too damn
expensive), and was the music director of the college radio station.
Later Cokie graduated from Towson University as a mass communications
major. It only took him 12 years to get the degree! Currently he is
working as a Senior Loan Officer and in addition works both as an
actor and a grip. Like a Jamaican, Cokie has many jobs! Cokestraw saw his first wrestling show at the
1st Mariner Arena (formerly the Baltimore Arena) in the 80's. He remembers
going to wrestling shows with his Hebrew school (there isn't anything funnier than
seeing Jews watching wrestling). Of course he was the kid with the
only Polish and Irish kid next to him. Cokie remembers watching the
Hulk when he just started to lose his hair and of course seeing Andre
The Giant. That was a big ass bastard! Cokie came on the show as
the entertainment reporter late last year initially for comic
relief. It grew into something better as a different facet for the
show. Cokie's moniker started during his stay at the struggling actors drug rehab
center. The funny thing is rehab means fixing or doing something
over.
Hence the name "Cokie", your Hollywood reporter.
Favorite wrestlers: HHH, Scott Steiner, Stephanie McMahon
Favorite finisher: Dudley Boys 3D
Hobbies: Eating, drinking and napping. Seriously- Acting,
sports, and hot ladies!
Dislikes: Mean people, nasty girls, and people who are broke.
Quote: "You know Jada Pinkett-Smith and Tupac". "Yes, but I
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Name: Kelly Bell
Alias: Phat Blues Man, Kelly El-Shabazz
Role on BTB: Guest Co-Host
Hailing from: Washington, DC
Birthday:
November, of none of your damn
bidness'
Bio: Pro Wrestler
and singer of The Kelly Bell Band
Favorite Wrestlers: "The American Dream"; Abdullah "The
Butcher", Ric Flair, George "The Animal", The Wild Samoans. I'm a
fan of the classics when charisma and blood ruled the wrestling
world!
Favorite Wrestling Memory: Beating Romeo Valentino for the
MCW TV Title (only to stripped of the title a month later - a title
I never lost)
Favorite Wrestling Finisher: Mine of course "It's time for
the ENCORE!"
Favorite TV Shows: Sanford and Son, Sponge Bob Squarepants,
Warner Bros cartoons
Hobbies: None. I get paid for everything
I do Muther Fucker, you
better have my check for this too!
Dislikes: MCW front row, e-mailing, website little twits who
don't recognize my underrated talent in the wrestling ring, you
fags.
Quote: "It's Phat Blues
Kelly Bell and he bad, you know it's true; don't
get mad chump! I'm just better than you!"
Kelly Bell Band Website |
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Name: Jeff Jones
Alias: The Judge
Role on BTB: Guest Co-Host
Hailing from: Baltimore, MD
Birthday: June 12th
Bio: Tanned and easy on the eyes, the Judge has
been involved in professional wrestling since he was 16 years old.
He has managed some of the greats and not so greats including former
2 time ECW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Awesome, Raven, One Man
Gang, the Full Blooded Italians, the HeadBangers, Axl Rotten, Rosey
and others. In his spare time the Judge enjoys co-hosting BTB with
the Big Perv, King Chachi, the Rooky Monster and even Shady (well
not really, lol). Hobbies include Honey of the Month photo proofing
and sleeping
Favorite Wrestlers: Tazz, Stevie Richards, Chris Daniels,
Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, the rest of the TNA roster
Favorite Wrestling Memory: Anarchy Rulz 1999
Favorite Wrestling Finisher:Awesome bomb or Judgemission
Favorite TV Shows: Laguna Beach, Real World, Survivor, CSI,
Sopranos,
anything on FX
Hobbies: Photography, Xbox, Baltimore Ravens
Dislikes: New Orleans, New England
Quote: Win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat!
Email Judge Jeff |
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Name: Ben Kennedy
Alias: BIG Ben, BBK
Role on BTB: Guest Co-Host, The guy who flirts with/pisses off the callers,
billiard ball expert, and one goofy asshole
Hometown: Baltimore, MD
Birthday: April 24
Bio: Big Ben Kennedy is a stand-up comedian who has been
featured in newspapers, television shows, radio stations around the
Mid-Atlantic, feature films, independent films, local and national
commercials, not to mention hundreds of venues throughout the East
Coast. Big Ben has also opened for Darrell Hammond, Joe Rogan, Pauly
Shore, Todd Glass, and Jim Gaffigan to name just a few. You can find
out more than you need to know about him at
www.bigbenkennedy.com
Favorite Finisher: The Final Cut, or the good ol' Chokeslam!
Favorite Wrestlers: Through the years I'd say Andre the
Giant, Hulk Hogan, Steiner Brothers, Sting, The Rock, Mick Foley,
and Big Show. Also, as a kid, whoever was nice enough to say hey or
wave to me before going into the old Baltimore Arena, usually got my
cheers that night.
Favorite TV Shows: Comedies, wrestling, Mythbusters, police
chase shows
Hobbies: Working on my website and playing PS2
Dislikes: Cats. The animal, the musical, the picture on the
cat food, I don't care. They are pure evil wrapped in a fuzzy little
cuddly package. They will one day try and take over the world, and I
will be the chosen one to stop them. Which side will you be on?
Quote: "You don't know me"
E-Mail Big Ben |
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Name: Jonny Fairplay
Hailing From: Hollywood, CA/Danville, VA
Role on BTB: Guest Co-Host
Birthday: March 11
Bio: Jonny started in radio with the Jonny Fairplay Show
co-hosted by BTB's own B.P. Originally from Danville, Virginia, Jon
Dalton attended George Washington High School followed by college at
Virginia Polytechnic Institute in Blacksburg. After college, he moved
to Washington, D.C. and Portland, Oregon before settling in Los
Angeles. Shortly after his move he worked as a senior art consultant
for the Tamara Bane Gallery. He previously worked as a production
assistant for Roddy Piper and also worked in radio ad sales and phone
sales. His three favorite hobbies are girls, music and television. He
describes himself as sharp, quick and amazing. He is most proud of
being the first person in his family to go to college and leave his
hometown. His favorite sport is college football. His hero is Hugh
Hefner. The former star of the hit CBS show "Survivor",
Jonny Fairplay made headlines when he joined TNA in early 2004. Known
as "The Most Hated Man in America", Fairplay gained a
reputation for his underhanded tactics on Survivor - and hasn't
changed a bit since joining TNA wrestling. And Finally Fairplay guest
co-hosts on BTB to bring the controversy to radio.
Favorite wrestlers: Ric Flair Raven and Sharkboy
Favorite finisher: Canadien Destroyer
Favorite wrestling memory: ECW's Wrestlepalooza 97 which was
Raven's last ECW match, and saw Jerry Lawler's debut
Hobbies: Gettin' bitches
Dislikes: White trash
Quotes: “I don't PLAY FAIR!” |
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Name: H.P.I.C. (Head Pussy In Charge), Co-Founder of the Mean
Street Pussies, Master of Alcohol Consumption, G.B. (Ghetto Booty)
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host, Former Production Engineer
Hailing From: The exotic country of Yemen. (I am on a work
Visa in Baltimore, MD)
Age: Not too old to party like a 19 year old college boy
Bio: The H.P.I.C. was sleeping by 10 o'clock when the the show
began. Then after encouragement from the Perv himself, emerged on
the scene with plenty of alcohol and slammin' tunes. From there, he
was united with his brother from different mothers, your Hero,
Chucky Grant. Soon after that he took control of the sound boards
and control of the mics behind 6 inches of glass. No one gets to
speak on the show without his say so. From there he became an
integral part of the show, not missing one show since he joined back
in November of last year. Adding color commentary and one line
phrases, he soon channeled his frustration and shared through his
thoughts using media and established the closing of the show; the
ever popular Pussy Rant. On several instances H.P.I.C. has been known
to cause commotion in the studio with his outrageous sound clips and
the showing of his great ass (and yes, he is white). He grew up
watching wrestling since 6th grade with Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan Andre
the Giant and The Andersons. Wrestled in high school but was
embarrassed on the first day of practice after choke slamming his
partner and giving him an elbow drop. He ended up continuing his
career, coaching wrestling in college but it wasn't as much fun.
Favorite finisher: Last Ride.
Favorite wrestlers: Big Papa Pump Scotty Steiner, The Rock,
Koko B. Ware, The Honky Tonk Man, The Game and Your American Hero
Kurt Angle
Hobbies: Drinking, Softball, Golf, Soccer, Building Cars and
Stereo Systems, Compiling Slamming CD's, Football, and Traveling
Dislikes: Just about everything. Stupid Hoes. Two Beer
Commandos. Losers that think and talk like they're the Shiznit.
Everyone that is driving on the road when I am.
Quotes: "Be kind to your neighbor...give a courtesy flush."
"Them panties too, take em' off." "Put it on the Underhill's
tab." and finally " Have you ever had your balls cut off you fucking
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Name: Tim Martin
Aliases: Porno Pete, Pete's Got Gas, THE Game, founding member
of the Mean Street Pussies (thanks Gillberg)
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host/Former Director of Adult
Entertainment
Hometown: the glitzy strip in Las Vegas, Nevada
Age: celebrating multiple anniversaries' of 21st birthday
Bio: Porno Pete joined the crew on an interim basis within the
first couple of months of the show and became an instant fan favorite
and fixture to the show. His position was solidified by his ability
to provide HQS (high quality smut) for the hosts and the guests of
the show. This is not an easy task as he spends hours on end surfing
the internet for the supreme sites which provide the best porn
available at no cost to the surfer. He was instantly christened one
of the founding members of the Mean Street Pussies (along with HPIC).
His professional wrestling exposure started way back in 7th grade
when the likes of Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Big John Studd, Bobby
"the Brain" Heenan, the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart, and Rowdy
Roddy Piper were fixtures on NBC during the Main Event as well as
Saturday morning cartoons. That was when we all hated the Iron Sheik
and Nikolai Volkoff but loved the British Bulldogs. There was a brief
amateur wrestling career with the cute little vixen named ... ummm,
the names are being withheld to protect the innocent but, let's just
say, she couldn't resist his finishing move, the Tornado. He now
fills time in the day attending school for his master's degree (you
guess the subject) and listening to people whine about money they
don't or shouldn't have.
Favorite Finishing Move: The People's Elbow and the Swanton
Bomb.
Favorite Wrestlers: The Hitman Bret Hart, Honky Tonk Man, The
Ultimate Warrior, Jerry "the King" Lawler, The Rock, Double J Jeff
Jarrett, and, of course, the Game Triple H.
Hobbies: Golf (I consider myself the Ben Hogan of the show
crew), lacrosse, Pimpin' my hoes, keepin' it real, Layin' the
smacketh down on Perv's candy ass, and college football (GO CANES!).
Dislikes: ummm ... things that don't suck ..., slow drivers in
the left lane, storylines for Booker T.
Quote: "And for God's sake, please, please, please ... give
TWO hours notice", "Ehhh ... how YOU doin'?", "Yeah Baby ... yeahh
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Name: Charles Grant Jr.
Alias: Your Hero, Y2G, The Greatest Video Wrestler of All
Time!
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host
Hailing From: Brick City (Just outside of Little Bricks)
Age: (Under going carbon dating as we speak...)
Bio: This dazzling young superstar first came to us as the
wrestling Britannica when BTB began. He was soon after offered a
position on the show due to his sharp wit, extensive knowledge of
Japanese wrestling and Dirty South mentality. On several occasion
obtained permission to put your momma in a headlock. After he was
observed to have mad skills, he was elevated to the position of News
Director. First started watching wrestling thanks to WTBS, and ESPN.
Grew up on heroes such as Ric Flair, Kerry Von Erich, Harley Race,
Eric Embry and others. Short history in backyard wrestling during
high school. Once recovered from a piledriver on concrete to win via
rollup in the cafeteria during lunch time.
Favorite finisher: Dragon Kid's Dragonrana.
Favorite wrestlers: Nature Boy Ric Flair, Jeff Jarrett, The
Game, The Rock, The Great Muta, Vampiro, Big Poppa Pump Scott
Steiner, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Sabu.
Hobbies: Softball, Volleyball, Bowling (200+ average),
Maintenance (If you smell what Hero's cookin'...), Compiling
Slamming CD's, Football, and Wrestling Video Games.
Dislikes: Stank Hoes and butt ass trifling people.
Quote: "That's right baby! Because we all know, if you gotta
be a monkey, be a gorilla! And please...stay your monkey ass there." |
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Name: Alton Fryer
Alias: "Beer Bitch"
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host, Former Director of Alcohol Distribution and Founder of
R.T.D.
Hailing From: Parts Unknown, no seriously, from the tanks of
the Miller Breweries in Milwaukee, WI
Age: Legal (that's all that matters)
Bio: The Beer Bitch showed up at the studio one evening with a
30 pack of beer. He made lots of friends and become a recurring guest
on the show. He teamed with Porno Pete and the H.P.I.C to form the
Mean Street Pussies. This was a short lived alliance. There are many
stories behind the break-up, but the truth is that the H.P.I.C and
Porno Pete just couldn't hang with the Beer Bitch in the alcoholic
consumption game. Pete was too busy looking up HQS (that's High
Quality Smut for the uninitiated) and the H.P.I.C was too busy
touching his monkey. So the Beer Bitch went out on his own and formed
the Right To Drink (RTD), a much longer lived gimmick than its
inspiration, the Right To Censor. Having scoured the country, calling
in from Memphis, TN and other hot locations, Beer Bitch has failed to
find anyone who can live up to the high consumption standards of the
RTD. As a result, Beer Bitch has remained the founding, and sole
member of the RTD. The Beer Bitch been a fan of wrestling since his
grade school days, watching the likes of Ricky "the Dragon"
Steamboat, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, the JYD and of course, Hulk Hogan. He
lost his way in the high school years, but the formation of the NWO
marked the Beer Bitch's return as a wrestling fan. As the WWF got
better and better, he became a fan of DX, particularly the New Age
Outlaws Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. Now he's a fan of any high flier
who's willing to put their body on the line for the entertainment of
the fans. One more note, the Beer Bitch disagrees with all those
fans, Shane O'Mac is not a pussy. The H.P.I.C and Porno Pete are....
Hobbies: Flying down the mountain with two sticks strapped to
my feet, PS2, traveling, and, naturally, drinking and partying...
Dislikes: Skunky beer, missed spots, and bad promos...
Quote: "Beer....its for your own good!!!" and from G Love,
"Can I get a cold beverage?" |
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Name: Matt Potts
Alias: Potty Mouth
Role on BTB: Former Co-Host
Hailing From: Mudda fucking Jersey
Age: as long as she is legal
Bio: Around the world 11 times by the age of 7 and living
overseas for most
of it, Potty Mouth landed in Jersey where he made his home. It was in
Jersey that he acquired his love for the four letter language. Being
a wrestling fan since he can remember he jumped at the chance to join
BTB when the Perv offered the empty seat. The newest member of the
crew he hopes to make a valuable contribution to the kick ass show.
Favorite Finisher: Stone Cold Stunner, Bionic Elbow
Favorite wrestlers: Stone Cold, Hurricane, Rowdy Roddy
Pipper, Lita
Hobbies: drinking, running, motorcycles and TV
Best wrestling memory: A toss up between the Rowdy Roddy piper
gold
dust match where Goldust gets hit with the Caddy or the Al Snow Dog
cage of death match.
Dislikes: mean fucking people and bad attitudes.
Quotes: The best there is the best there was, the best ther
ever fucking will
be. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light you son of a
bitch? |
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Name: Mickey Cucchiella
Alias: Short Mick, Angry Twisted Dwarf
Role on BTB: Former Guest Co-Host, The truth
Hailing From: Baltimore
Age:
Bio: BTB is proud to have featured Mickey Cucchiella
during our first run at OnAirSports. The stand-up comedian and radio
show host claims to be "the loudest mother fucker on the planet"!
Mickey's official website
www.shortmick.com
and he can be heard every morning on the
98 Rock Morning Show.
Favorite finisher: Amber Lynn
Favorite wrestlers: DDP
Hobbies: Being loud, tellin it like it is and begging for
pussy.
Dislikes: Hot girls that will not blow me.
Quote: If you can't laugh at yourself at least let us. |
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