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Were not indestructible, baby better get that
straight,
I think its unbelievable how you give into the hands of faith,
cause some things aren't worth fighting for,
some feelings never die,
I'm not askin for another chance,
I just wanna know why!
There's no (easy) way out,
theres no shortcut home,
there's no (easy) way out,
givin in can't be wrong...
Robert Tepper - Rocky IV 1985
Smackdown Matches:
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock
Sure the Scorpion King was cool but it was no Suburban Commando, that’s for
sure. Look for Rock to destroy Hogan to become an even bigger heel thus
becoming an even bigger face.
Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle, Charlie Haas &
Shelton Benjamin.
Oh god. This match is going to suck. You have six people in this match who
know absolutely nothing about wrestling. This match is going to be just
like a kid after a night at Neverland, slow and sloppy. Look for Brock‘s
team to win but Angle will not get pinned and the crowd is sure to chant
boring the whole time.
The Undertaker vs. Big Show.
I can’t wait to see these crazy luchadors tear it up! I hope they give this
match the 1 ½ hours that it deserves so that we can see these great
performers pull out crazy high flying maneuvers that they are famous for.
Look for Undertaker to win with a swanton bomb after Big Show misses the
shooting star press.
Note from Chachi: Sorry, I got the last two matches mixed up. I am sorry
for any confusion this may have caused.
WWE Cruiserweight Champion Billy Kidman vs. Matt Hardy (if Matt
makes the
weight limit, the title will be on the line).
Billy Kidman as champ has been more boring than watching your grandmother’s
pubic hair grow. Let’s give the belt to Matt and let Kidman go back to
banging Torrie.
Raw Matches:
World Heavyweight Champion Triple H vs. Scott Steiner.
This match would be even better if they made it into a syringe on a pole
match. Imagine how bad these performers would kill each other to inject
their ass with steroids. Look for HHH to win since Steiner has been the
biggest disappointment since they canceled Small Wonder.
World Tag Team Champions Lance Storm & William Regal vs. Rob Van Dam
& Kane.
Being stuck in these stupid tag team matches, Kane must really long for the
Katie Vick days. Look for Storm and Regal to win but they will never fill
Chuck and Billie’s trunks.
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Eric Bischoff.
I really hope they don’t fuck up bringing Austin back. But we all know they
will. They better make this into a huge angle and have him side with
Bischoff and start WCW again but I know they won’t. I give it three months
until Austin is feuding with A-Train. Look for Bischoff to bring in
Gillberg and will beat him until Austin comes out and kicks both their
asses.
Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy.
I’m usually against gay bashing but I guess I’ll let it slide in Jeff’s
case. Look for Jericho to win so that Jeff Hardy will finally turn heel.
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