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WWE Judgment Day
2003 - Chachi's Court.
Porn, xxx movies and Britney Spears? Not!
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Is this Pay Per View a joke? I can see Vinnie
Mac sitting up in WWE headquarters right now laughing it up over all the
people who are going to pay for this crap. You have the biggest roster in
the history of professional wrestling with all of the best wrestlers out
there and you put together these crappy matches? What kind of Judgment Day
is this? One held by Judge Ito? Damn, can’t believe I busted out an OJ joke
9 years later. Let’s get on with the matches.
Tag Team Match
La Resistance vs. Test & Steiner
Wow, we got the French Ticklers and Testicles and a guy who once had
testicles before all of those pesky roids. Look for Test to turn heel by
helping La Resistance to win while forming the new trio The French
TestTicklers!
Bikini Challenge
Sable vs. Torrie
Wow a bikini contest! Really though, how good can this be? We have already
seen both of them naked in Playboy. That is like your porn star girlfriend
deciding to only give you hand jobs after months of no holes barred. Sure
it’s still nice, but it a big step back. Look for Torrie to pull it out
somehow…I mean the win, not a penis.
Battle Royal
Intercontinental Championship
Christian
It will be great to see the IC belt back but let’s see how the WWE can piss
me off in this match. They said it was just for former IC champs but then
they put Booker T in there just to make my head explode. I hope they do
bring back a lot of surprise IC champs from the past for this match like
the Honky Tonk Man. Look for Christian to (hopefully) win as he would be a
perfect choice which means they will probably have Chyna run in and get the
belt.
WWE Tag Team Championship -- Ladder Match
Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros
Chavo is hurt so Eddie will need a special partner. It would be awesome if
they brought in old ass Hector Guerrero to take Chavo’s place and then have
them win the belts. Hector can even dress as his infamous Gobbledy Gooker
character. This would then create a family feud over who are the real
champs between Eddie, Chavo and Hector. That would be an awesome storyline
for once. Therefore… look for Eddie’s partner to be A-Train and for Team
Angle to retain the belts.
World Heavyweight Championship
Kevin Nash vs. Triple H
This should be a high flying match! Of course, I know how to make it
better. It can be a quad match! First one to tear their quad wins! Yes
folks, the quads will be snapping like rubber bands in this one. Look for
HHH to win only because Nash can barely move. Also, look for them to team
up next month as the Quad Squad and go on a rampage against all of those
bastards out there with intact quads.
WWE Championship -- Stretcher Match
Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar
I guess it has been a couple of months since these two had their feud so
lets put them in a match again. This roster split is started to show more
cracks than Hulk Hogan’s face. Vince can never admit when he is wrong so he
has to justify giving Big Show a million dollars a year by constantly
putting him in the main event. Look for Brock to win and hopefully move on
to someone else.
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