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Chachi's Pleasure
Principle: Seeing Janet Jackson's Breast! (Caution:
Nipple pics) .
Porn, xxx movies and Britney Spears? Not!
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Who would have thought that we would see more
skin in the Superbowl Halftime Show than in the entire disappointing
Lingerie Bowl?
"Oh my god, you and Michael really
are two different people!"
shouted a surprised Justin.
Not since Janet Jackson played Willis’ girlfriend, Charlene DuPrey, in
Diff’rent Strokes has she made so many people happy at once. I am talking
about Janet’s “accidental” breast exposure during her Super Bowl
performance. I say “accidental” because during the performance Justin
Timberlake “accidentally” ripped off half her top after he sang “Bet I'll
have you naked by the end of this song”. Hmmm, seems like a coincidence to
me Justin. He tried to explain the situation as a “wardrobe malfunction”.
What the hell is a “wardrobe malfunction”? Is that like walking around in a
thong and having it snap and strike you in your eye? The closest thing I
ever had to a “wardrobe malfunction” is when I pulled up my zipper a little
too fast after taking a piss. Let’s just say that after 8 stitches I was
fine.
Since I am an internet journalist, I had studied the pictures of Janet’s
exposure very carefully and closely. Over and over again. I even printed
them out and studied them under my covers with a flash light last night. For
some reason I would study them very intensely for a few minutes and then
put them down only to return to them again the next hour for a few minutes.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right
First of all, let me report that Janet has a nice rack. She has the kind of
breasts that Michael could only dream about having implanted one day. No
matter how pretty a woman Michael becomes, I think Janet will still always
look better. Also, I was very pleased to see the close-up picture of
Janet’s nipple piercing. She has a silver sun that her nipple goes through.
Nice! I was told to never stare directly into the sun or I may go blind. I
am willing to risk it with this picture although I may go blind for other
reasons.
"This sun beats the hell out of
that Two Scoops of Raisins sun
on the Kellogg's Raisin Bran Box" agreed
8 out of 10 kids. The 2 disagreeing kids
were reporting from the Neverland Ranch.
Now the FCC is pissed and is going to have to investigate because her
breast came out on national TV. Kids were watching! Now parents may have to
explain to their kids that women have breasts. I’m sure kids never knew
that. Now they will all grow up to become murderers after finding out that
little piece of trivia.
This all, “surprisingly”, is happening a couple of months before Janet’s
new album is going to be released. I am not surprised that Janet had to
resort to this tactic. After recent sexy and slutty performances by Britney
Spears and Christina Aguilera, the bar has been raised. And now thanks to
Janet’s “accidental” exposure, my "bar" too has been "raised".
Control, ooh ooh
Now I've got a lot, ooh
Control
To get what I want, ow!
Control
I'm never gonna stop
Control
Now I'm all grown up, ooh!
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