Let me tell you how much I love Lindsay
Lohan. Even since I saw her sweet ass in Mean Girls, I have been
hooked.
That is sooo fetch
She is one girl in Hollywood who
doesn’t mind having a curvy, hot figure. While many other girls look
like they are on heroin, Lindsay looks very, very healthy. Let’s
check out a current pic of this hottie.
OH, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
They're down to only two
finalists for the role of Skelator
in the new He-Man movie
Wait, that can’t be. Tell me that isn’t Lindsay Lohan. And why is
she walking next to one of the zombies from the Thriller video?
OH SHIT, THAT IS NICOLE RICHIE!
For no mere mortal
can resist, the evil
of the Thriller
What is happening to all the hot girls
in Hollywood? Every time I find a new one that I can fantasize
about while I take matters into my own hand, they go and get hideous.
What guy actually likes girls who look like they died last November?
I swear I can almost see Lindsay’s pancreas through her skin. Ladies,
let me tell you a little secret: Guys want a girl with some curves.
Why do you think God invented implants?
The girls in Hollywood must be eating at those new, fancy Ethiopian
restaurants. I went to one of them before. You walk in, sit down,
look at a menu and then 15 minutes later they bring you out an empty
plate. If it is a real high class one, they’ll even have flies buzzing around your
face.
Fox gears up for the new
Simple Life season starring
Paris, Nicole, Lindsay
and Mary Kate Olsen
You know, this may be all my fault. I always said how I wanted to “bone”
Lindsay. She may have took it literally.
You know, its getting to be pretty sad when Mary-Kate Olsen is now
considered "the husky one" in Hollywood.
Well, at least we still have
Britney Spears. No matter what happens, we know that she is there
for us and we will never catch her turning down seconds at the dinner
table...or thirds...or fourths...
Jabba the Hutt makes
his surprise return
in Revenge of the Sith
Email King Chachi
